Dan Segar

The Cartoonologist

Join Dan Segar, master of the dark arts of Cartoonology, on his epic voyage to the heart of the Inter-dimensional Jungle of Confusion. Watch as he flails wildly with his Sacred Scalpel of Truth before applying his Penetrating Pen of Precision to the evil hypocrisies that pervade the Modern Mind of Mankind. It will not be an easy journey, there will be mistakes and misunderstandings aplenty, as the miasmic mentality of the many will struggle to follow, fog-bound in incomprehension, but rest assured, true believers, those with the wit to understand will be richly rewarded.

"And lo! The beseechers despaired

As a red alien gas descended

Suffocating the empty dreams of the guilty."

Andre Silage 1904