Dan Vilas

If you're like me and have bad luck with relationships, had a troubled childhood, and socially awkward, then follow me! If not, then still follow me.

"I'm terrible at talking to girls, last week I went on a date and went to dinner. She handed me her plate and told me she was full. So I said, 'wow, you eat so little I'm surprised you're not skinnier'...I wondered why she didn't call me back the next day."