Darris Cameron

There is a really simple way to sum up myself inside a little box that counts the letters and spaces I type and space, and it goes a little something like this;

I was born in a city, raised in a city, played hockey in a city (still do I suppose), drove out of the city to go skiing, then came back to the city to do pretty much everything else.

I own a Little company that earns me a pretty Rad living, we are all about helping people retire tax free, rich, and happy. Their dreams are up to them, we just facilitate the means to have great dreams and goals. We use life insurance, and quite a few great ideas that sadly no one else uses to help the people of this vast land. It is very hard work, very taxing on the psyche, but fulfilling for the soul, and the mind.

In choosing the life I have, I have noticed that very little if anything ever written applies to me. I don't mean that litterally, but I would say that most published works in the last century don't apply much to who I am. This may sound absurd, but if you look inside yourself, you'll probably discover the same.

I had a dog for my entire childhood, and still miss her sometimes, but now have two cats (well my girlfriend owns them, they just like me more) I lived at home for 26 3/4 years (minus about 6 months for a failed experiment), my family has owned property in the US for as long as I can remember, and I have seen some amazing stuff in my sporadic travels. My lady and I bought our first house in March, and it is awesome.

I like skittles, Tacos, and being foolish.

I've learned that sometimes someone will say "I miss the fun version of you", that person is no friend of mine. The real friends of mine say "cheer up!" or "let's do an experiment: how many drinks does it take for turbo to happen from your face." yeah, those are the people who have your back.

Didn't I say this would be simple? hmmm, I suppose I am a complex man. Maybe man is too strong a word. I suppose I am a complex guy. (better) Simple in many ways, but in other ways I have been called "mysterious, wierd, bad speller, @55hole, half man, half amazing, the height of just too muchery, fat, good, turbo, or just plain not normal".

But I bet you have been called worse.

End rant.

Ps... what is this anyways?