Patrick Brittain

I am happily married and live in North Carolina with my wife and two dogs that think they are A) Human and B)Small enough to be lap dogs. As a spoiler alert they are neither. I find that I am first and foremost a story teller and entertainer, even if at times I feel that I hate the human race with a passion. Even with my distaste for being around people I find that I can never resit telling a good story. Even if it does require me to take some creative licenses with it. I find that my version is almost always better than the actual account. Besides story telling I am also an accomplished movie fanatic, a history buff, and a gun nut, or as I like to call it, well rounded.