Call me David. I'm the youngest brother in the family you know how that goes. I'm the son of Jesse and ancestor of Jesus. I have killed thousands of warriors, turns out sticks and stones due break bones. I was also king of all of Israel. I was once a shepherd and have 8 wives. I'm good buddies with Johnathan. I am known to be the man after God's own heart.

Let me tell you a little bit more about myself. When I was in my upper teens strange old man came to make me king. As I grew up Saul and I became frinimes, and I became best best friends with his son Johnathan. I also became a collector of wives as my life progressed.

As a lot of you know I'm not a huge fan of trash talkers. The main story most of you know David and Goliath, he talked his last few words of trash. In fact hes trash!