David Ettridge

I am living the good life each day at a beautiful long white sandy beach in South Australia. Start each day on the balcony looking at the ocean. Often finish the day the same way. Get my exercise by walking the dogs (Bailey and CoCo and Minnie and Peter) on the beach twice a day and walking to restaurants for fuel. I have a great body for a 65 year old male, theres just about 10kgs too much of it. I discovered I could write books and I found a publisher silly enough to publish 3 of them - Consider Your Verdict, Lifes a Bitch and The Pick Up Artist. Just published my 4th book - The Alpha Female - on smashwords.com. I expect it to be controversial and to stir up the feminists. Germaine Greers undies will spontaneously combust if she ever reads it. Working on 2 projects that might have me based in Hong Kong for half the year. Will be a great contrast to the slowed down pace where I currently live. Writing my 5th book - The Ladies Man - and also started pre development of my 6th book, a romantic mystery called Reflections. No best sellers in this lot and not much money in them but it keeps me from annoying innocent, unsuspecting locals when I get bored. I am well into the grumpy phase of my life and easily irritated by idiots. Missing my life in Sydney, and also missing my youth (and my hair) although in very good health. I feel young and keep a strong positive mind set. No time for negatives or negative influences. My life is a dickhead free zone. Often think about old friends and facebook might assist in catching up with some of them, unless I owe you money in those cases leave me alone. I am very happily married for 2 reasons, we live in different houses and we go out for long romantic dinners at our favourite restaurant 2 nights a week. Great food, nice music and atmosphere. She goes Tuesdays and I go Fridays. If you had a role in my past, get in touch. I will be launching my newest on-line game, WORDMASTER onto the unsuspecting public in late October. It's a great game and I may have to live in the South of France so I can spend all the money I plan to make. Also to avoid anyone who wants to borrow any of it!!