David. Pleased to meet you.

I'm a junior at MSU, majoring in English and minoring in Planning and Public Relations. I mostly just like cats and bad jokes.

I'm originally from Pendleton County (If you don't know where that is you're lucky). I have two brothers and four sisters. Being the oldest I have a tendency for brevity for the sake of appearing aloof and disinterested. It's really a force of habit now.

I work at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver, so hit me up if you ever want to tip well.

I chose to attend Morehead because I was one of those stupid college kids who followed their high school crush. It turned out well enough for a terrible Idea.

I used to be an RA but I was fired because -while I was a very good RA - I was a very bad employee.

I want to use my degree to work in some regard for a non-profit. Teach For America being the primary target.

Let's get weird.