Dazzle Rebel

Musician, Songwriter, DJ, (diabolical)* writer, artist and professional bewildered bloke**, that's how to wrap me up and label me in short sentence. There are some who'd add some other choice words in there too but I couldn't care less what those people say. I've been in and out of bands since I was thirteen and played all sorts of weird and wonderful places from sublime concert halls, outdoor arenas and high-end auditoriums to grubby backstreet bars, living rooms and a public toilet***! In that time I've seen spectacular failure, towering success, heroic under-achievement and plenty of shit hot (and simply shit) bands. My star sign ain't important, my favourite colour is Orange (at least it is today) and it's a straight whisky if you're buying guv'nor.

* diabolical because something always comes along that saps my concentration.
** bewildered bloke? Yeah well to really understand you need to try and hold a conversation with me!
*** yes a frickin' public toilet but it's a long and very boring story.