Hurtling towards and then through my fifth decade on Planet Earth in as many ungainly and embarrassing ways as possible, read my blog for half a lifetime of observations, opinions and downright forthrightness.

Thus if my musings have offended and you feel I must be reprehended, I am afeard your time will be better spended for a rat's rear end I do not give. My intention is not to cause offence, upset or annoy, simply to entertain (mainly myself).

A happy wanderer of the virtual world be I, in search of wisdom, wit and wine. Please enjoy and if you are interested in finding more about me, read my first post.