Don Pippin

Hello. My name is Don and I speak the England. I am a 410 month old male from the booming metropolis known as Mapleton, Illinois but now reside in Los Angeleeeez.

I heart to use the word heart, end or begin sentences in a foreign language, as a symbol of my limited intelligence and find humor in the most inappropriate things. I am educated, honest, respectful to little old ladies, and am not afraid to admit to masturbation. I enjoy correcting grammar in IM conversations and point out bad fashion on the streets.

I love my iPhone. If I could marry it I would. I also love my Simcard...but it's still illegal to marry that.