D. Geoffrey Cook

Hi. I'm a writer (yup, one letter away from being a waiter)

Currently working on a screenplay taking the best parts of High Plains Drifter, Pale Rider and The Outlaw Josie Wales and turning into a movie called "High Pale Wale Rider." The theme would be "Death takes a holiday...and goes fishing"

I think this one will get me to the top.

Actually, I have two screenplays in curculation and a website called "Shitdiculous.com" - where common sense comes to die - Still a work in progress, but check it out.

I will contract for scripts, blogs, websites, magazines, newsletters, break-up letters, scrabble answers...anything with words. I'd write a speech for a mime if I thought they could afford it.

I might wear my pajama's while working (if I wear anything at all) and may be unavailable 12-3pm eastern time, Monday to Friday, while on hold calling the Jim Rome show.