Diana Davis

I'm a writer who started as a baker who didn’t bake, a dental assistant to the dental assistant and a shoe saleswoman who gagged around feet. Since then, I've written all kinds of stuff for all kinds of companies in all kinds of offices. I've even written newspaper ads for car dealers (some of my best work has probably lined your birdcage).

If you woke up one day covered in baby poop with one shaved leg, knee-deep in your husband's dirty drawers and thought, "Wow, that must have been one hell of a roofie," then my blog, The Spew, just might be for you.

I've been featured on BonBon Break, BluntMOMS, Erma Bombeck's Writers' Workshop and HumorOutcasts. You can find me on Facebook, Twitter and living in Jersey (stop judging).