I am Dibley.

You can't pronounce my real name. It translates to Powerful-God-of-the-sea.

But people call me Dibley because of this conversation:

"What shall we call him son...Fred?"
"no, no, no, no, no" came the stuttered reply.
Raucous laughter ensured.
"You sound like the guy from The Vicar of Dibley! Lets call him Dibley!"

Three things I love:
food,
food, and
food.

Three things I hate:
Cats,
My 3 second memory, and
Dawn French (can't remember why though).