Divyanshu Roy

Hie I'm Divyanshu A.k.a DV,Dk,U'D or Divyu, Dishu, Alaam Panah,Nawab Sahab!!
Want to noe about me -
The fact is I am too lazy to punch keys for any thing ...but after a nation wide survey it was found that people want to know more abt me..
So.. here i go..
When god made me he was just showing off.. When I was born I was Literrally surprised I did not talk for a year and a half and when i grew up I had an open mind but the problem was that my brains kept falling out..
My problem actually started with my early education. I went to school of mentally disturbed teachers. I always was late at school, but I made up for it by leaving early.Untill 13 i thought my name was "SHUT UP" . Growing up i realized Money and looks werent everything in life, but unfortunately it was all i had. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.My teachers always complaint of me, being, completely useless, but hey i can be used as a bad example.
After schooling i had many options, electrocution, sleeping pills, hanging, slashing wrist, jumping from building, coming under train...but i chose........ Engineering:'(

I do most of things online, but u can't buy love on eBay but whoever said that money can't buy happiness, ain't been shopping at the right malls. I dont take life seriously as I know the fact that no body gets out alive.Who says nothing is impossible ? I've been doing nothing for last 17years and trust me its really possible.I am free from all prejudice since I hate everyone equally. My door is always open, so just feel free to leave. You can think you're smarter than me, then u r kidding urself, but It's okay to lie to yourself once in a while…
Do you know what do you call a person who is smartest, honest, laziest, dumbest, Fastest.. I m not joking I just am thinking to put it on my resume…Do not envy me instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied..I dont need any testimonials to prove how much worthy am, as, my actions speaks louder than your words
To be continued…
jOIN me:)