Prince Jenel virchow (djnoodles)

Hi, im JeneL Gemina...I am TALL DARK and NOT HANDSOME :P

hehe ok thats not a good start.......Hi, im Jenel ----- not telling you coz you might stalk me. I do many stuff like im 15 and i do ALOT of stuff. Like im very athletic and i make some weirdo things xD.Ok about me being 16 xD. I dont lie about my age! Like what would be the point of lying about your age. Like i could tell you im 80 but i have a bad feeling when i say that cause i would be lying. But im not lying im a 15 year old boy in middle school. Not 5 year old boy that was a rumor some time ago..lolz Anyways thus start with the begging of my life! I was born when i was 0 yearz old. When i was 1 i had my first birthday. When i was 2 i had my second birthday. Btw im in Cebu Philippines right now lolz. Ok now im 2? and im all grown up i can walk n all that soo exciting! Lolz. When i was 3 i had my 3rd birthday. Ok i think your getting the point. I dont wanna be stalked by you sort of ppl trying to stalk me 24/7 lolz.... OK the stalking thing is stupid. No worriez who would stalk you in a facebook site outside of.King-Vincent-Virchow he's my grandpa lolz. He likes to tell everyone he's 10 but he's like 60 soo watch out. Ok anyways King-Vincent-Virchow was kind of scary he was always getting drunk so i left home at age 3....childabuse you know lolz. I SWAM over the PACIFIC OCEAN. And reach China. Then i was captured by a whole bunch of Cannibals that was when i was 4. They worshiped me as the Sun god. It was kind of fun you know. They would give me fruits all they calling me the wise one and stuff like that. But then when i was 5 something went wrongFoot in mouth. The cannibals apparently eat there gods. Well i woke up one day on my BIG 5 feet tall chair. And the cannibals were having a feast. yah well they were about to tie me up in rope BUT i ran away! duhhh what you expect hu? Well ok i ran...away BUT this was an Unkown BIG Island which realy sucks cause that means i have to swim across the pacific ocean again. So i dug a whole to China. I was about 7 now. Then i went to afganistan and was a sucide bomber for a week or 2. But then i decided not too do that. I now live in the desert. Lolz :D. I play hide n seek..and all that. Then i became a farmer and grew vegetables in the desert. I grew stuff like strawberries, watermelons, grapfruit, and apples. Then i intruduced mules to the desert!...and sold about 800 mules to whole bunch of arabians and afganistan. Then i moved too Israel to have