If this was a 30 second Old Spice ad, I would promote myself as follows:

Hello. You are looking at a consummate visionary and solutions-focused strategist who skillfully combines business acumen and marketing expertise to align human capital and marketing with core business strategies. Maximizes efficiency providing growth-oriented organizations with a competitive advantage. An engaging team leader with a solid commitment to knowledge sharing and to developing high-performance teams.

I'm on a horse.