I own a hospital themed restaurant in downtown Las Vegas which has become internationally famous for embracing and promoting an unhealthy diet of incredibly large hamburgers. I hold a Guinness World Record for having invented the Quadruple Bypass Burger®

The media continually questions the morality of my policy of providing unlimited free food to all "patients" weighing over 350 pounds. My hobbies include giving candy cigarettes to kids!

I am a non-AMA recognized physician who's been glorified as the freedom fighting arch enemy of political correctness by some, and demonized as a charlatan "nutritional pornographer" by others. I can be found each day, at the griddle, actually flipping hamburgers in my white doctor's lab coat and stethoscope.

I have found myself in a continual state of self-defense against various activist groups and branches of government. Most notable was a very public threat closure from the Attorney General's Office in late 2006. That controversy hit a crescendo when I was arrested after having threatened to open a live fire hose on a group of picketing nurses.

Rush Limbaugh, Geraldo Rivera, and major networks from over sixty countries went live with the story, in a non-stop media frenzy that lasted for months on end. Despite the obvious animosity that various Nursing Associations have for me, I have always taken time in every television interview to point out that we are absolutely in the midst of a severe global nurse shortage and that each one of us has a duty to help.

I view my part is to draw attention to the problems of obesity and the nursing crisis by playing the role of the villain.

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