Justin(e) Nicholson
Pope Justin(e) is a 30 something transvestite with a penchant for technology, philosophy, social justice, and cheese. With lightening quickness Justin(e) once saved a pregnant MPS school teacher from the perils of fire, extinguishing her flaming cardigan with asbestos hands. Justin(e) melds ideas into fifth dimensional shapes. Time yields.
The first time Pope Justin(e) was trapped inside a bison Justin(e) ate his way out. Triumphantly standing above the defeated carcass, emerged a changed soul.
The second time inside a bison, Justin(e) transcended, without consumption of its flesh became one with the bison and roams free with the wind.
Fnord.
The third time a bison became trapped inside Justin(e) and it lives there still today.