A Bicyclops Built For Two
That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Actually, that's still true. Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Bender Gets Made
I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Tell them I hate them. No! The cat shelter's on to me. Ooh, name it after me! Well, then good news! It's a suppository.
When will that be?
I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!
Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
A Clockwork Origin
Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Take me to your leader! Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! You can see how I lived before I met you.
How much did you make me? Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! You know, I was God once.
Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!
I just told you! You've killed me!
Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
That Darn Katz!
And until then, I can never die? Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! You are the last hope of the universe. And I'm his friend Jesus. No. We're on the top. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'?