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9/15: BRILLIANCE: ...........because there is always that one asshole in the bunch

9/16:(Quote of the day in reference to the background pic)

"Angels are seen everywhere my young treats and pals!" the middle- aged priest exclaimed as he patted on, from what he could feel, the firm ass of Billy McGallagher Jr.

Billy looked up at the now sweating priest.

The older man had a strange look in his eyes as Billy felt like he was at a slave auction being eyed-out by prospectors.

"Angels!!?" Billy exclaimed "My cousin has a cropduster, and we gave two week's worth of lunch money to High Mai," the county's most notorious drug addict/ pilot.

"We had him create this just to see what others forms of industry and science you'd take advantage of being seeing that" Billy was enraged, a lot more than a 6 year-old should. He loooked the priest firmly in the eyes and said "That drunk bastard was suppoed to draw a set of tits on the image, but I knew I shouldn't have sold him my good weed."

"The priest became angry, yet he thought of how many devious tmes he could have the boy scrub the sidewalk outside of the priest's living quarters.

The priest grew a crooked smile and immediately knew that no one could see him masturbating to 6 year-old Billy.

Billy turned around as he walked away anmd shouted: "That's the last time your bitch-ass is gonna yank one out to the sight of me."

"God is always watchin!!!!" Billy exclaimed as he jumped high into the air and slapped hands with Jamaal, his casual acquaintance from 4 months prior at the public playground.

""Keep it real Billy" shouted Jamaal with a huge smile on his face."

Jammaal quickly turned to the priest, who was in disgust, but only with the fact that he was caught.

Jamaal looked at the awkward priest and shouted in a proud, meaningful tone "Keep your eyes above thwe thighs.....bitch!!!!"

Laughter and shouting appeared from nowhere as the students, now enraged with envy, began looting a nearby hospital.

The End

ps. If you think that is a funny story, then you are the only person who can read that deep into it, and pull out some senseless laughhter

9/16: (BONUS FRIDAY below)