Dr P Bacon

Hi,

I'm Dr P Bacon. You might not yet remember be from such projects as 'Dr P Linux' and 'Aw Nuuu'. The world is in a bit of a pickle. I'd like to help. That requires money. I don't have any money. So how do I make money? Well, get on the internet. What should I do? Build an operating system. Why? Because that's what's been holding you back for so long. It's time someone built robots that can extinguish fires and build containment walls. It's time we made use of lenses for construction. It's time I could get two computers to fucking SHARE NOTEPAD. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. But what I'm saying is... humans are really lazy, and we have a lot of work to do if we want humanity to last another hundred years.