Dwayne Pype

Hi. My names Dwayne Pype and I am Forkham Hall School’s Bongo Bashing Brain Box…Drummer to all those who are a little intellectually challenged!

I have been at the school now for 3 years. I come from a small village in rural Scotland called Och’amlost. It’s very hard to find as it is so remote. I lived there with my Great Aunt after my mum and dad abandoned me at a young age. My mum wasn’t liked in the village. I’ve been told she was known as ’That Old Bag Pype’.

I’ve always struggled fitting into schools however on arriving at Forkham Hall found I slotted right in. It is a bit like village of the dammed on first arrival however I got into the school band and that’s been a lot of fun and kept me busy. I may be a geek but musically I do like a lot of funky tunes. I love sitting in my room listening to my old 45’s. I found Hugh and Harry trying to put one of my vinyl singles into their CD Player….honestly!!!

I’ve never had a girlfriend but would like one. My ideal woman would have to be a mixture of Carol Vorderman (brains), Olivia Newton John (voice), Susan Boyle (looks) and Velma from Scooby Doo (glasses and pimped out ride!)

In my spare time I like nothing more than to watch re-runs of Tomorrows World and also have a good laugh at my box set of the Chuckle Brothers. Those guys crack me up!!!