Dylan da Costa

St Thomas ON

I was born off the coasts of africa when my pregnant mother (a mermaid) was captured in a fishing net during the summer solstace. I was given life by a lepper who happened to be a doctor before his hands fell off. until i was 8, i was raised by samalian pirates. I was then saved in the summer of 69 by the rain gods. they took me in and taught me the tallents i have today. They showed me how to cross up young bloods, hit threes all day and posterize the big men of the NBA. since then ive traveled the seven ses in search for one eyed willy's treasure hidden deep inside the under water volcano of wai'anae. Being half mermaid and half rain god, i have the ability to shap water and breathe under water. During my adventure i was shot in the chest by a harpoon and was stabbed in the spleen by a sword fish. i be-friended this sword fish and now we swim around the ocean saving marine animals from danger. once i swam to the amazon rainforset wher i encountered a seven year old body builder named rod. we have started a slow pitch baseball team and are currently recruiting. I also cut the crusts of my sandwiches.

  • Work
    • Metro Grocery
  • Education
    • Central Elgin