Easter Sucks

Easter ruined my life. The whole thing is dumb. I've heard of the whole "going to church on Easter" thing, but I just wanted to create this site to let you know that's a bad idea. Your kids will have too much fun, you'll meet some disgustingly nice people and they'll talk about a guy raising from the dead. THE DEAD! What the heaven is up with that? So I'm here to tell you not to go to CWC Manteca on Easter. Not at 9, not at 11. Not at all. I'm not even going. It sounds super lame to me. All my hate, The Devil