I am the Distorted One, and I am the Double Clutch sales driver, I am a racer, team owner, & promoter but I am a racer first and foremost.

When I'm not seeking therapy for my Peladophobia (fear of bald people) and Coulrophobia (fear of clowns) I am helping passionate people pursue their passions. Some have called me a sales & marketing genius, and I don't often correct them.

A recent marketing campaign caught worldwide attention and I had to turn down an appearance on the Dr Phil show because my therapist thought a meeting with Dr Phil on national TV might cause a regression in my fight to live a normal life in and around bald people or clowns, or bald clowns.

Having been self employed all of my adult life, when I tell you I know what its like to work for an overbearing egotistical self righteous prick, trust me few know better than me.

My wife whom I adore by the way says one of my more endearing qualities is the fact I was clinically diagnosed with a little ADHD, and self diagnosed with a side of OCD so things have to be perfect, just not for long. Don't believe me just ask her, she can tell you just as long she gets permission.

I am Frustrated by people who use statistics the same way a drunken man uses a lamp pole, for support as opposed to illumination. Some say I have an opinion, I would say they are right.