Eileen Conway

I'm a food loving, fashion obsessed, jewelry making, thrill-seeker with a propensity for using proper diction in everyday conversation. I have the wit of a nerdy teenage boy with the sophistication of an aristocratic gentleman. I know tech jargon and how to make things pretty. I give to the needy and have been offered gifts by the homeless. I am every contradiction you can imagine thrown together to create the ultimate mélange. Like chocolate covered potato chips, once you've enjoyed the thrill of them in your life, you realize what's been missing all along.