Elaine Gorham

I speak whatever is called for. The best Star Wars movie is "The Empire Strikes Back", Wil Wheaton is hilarious, I prefer C#, and I've owned computers like some women own shoes. I am morally opposed to the designated hitter, and I can quote every line from "Field of Dreams." I've owned multiple copies of "Bat Out of Hell" (8-track, cassette, CD, digital), but most often have Vivaldi or Aerosmith pumping through the speakers. I giggle at bad jokes, and roar at raunchy ones.

I am a Mother, Wife, Amateur Dog Trainer, Mathematician, Software Architect, Writer, Spelling Nit-picker, Musician, Goalie, Shortstop.

Don't let the picture fool you. I'm a Boston Bruins fan. The dog picked the sweaters.