To whoever this may concern,

This is the manual to your new purchase. Please read the following informations quickly as they will likely affect your understanding on the product.

-Product Name: Ellen Tang

-Production Date: October 18, 2000

-Expiration Date: Never

-Current Location: Troy High School

-Current Occupation: Student

-Made in China

Please place product in a warm where there is lots of love, joy, and laughter. In order to keep the product in best shape, please add books and movies to the environment. Hiking trips are not required but highly recommended. Please avoid places with spiders, worms, and caterpillars. Please avoid direct exposure to sun light and pollens. This product is resistant to moderate levels of noise, chaos, and stress. Please avoid grapes and related products at all costs as it might cause your product to malfunction.

This product was designed to give you the ultimate surprise. It is lively, humourous, and hard-working. It will continue to be amazing as long as things last. This product can read, write, speak interesting things, bake, and do so much more. It is capable of brightening up your day with conversations as well as delighting your tastebuds with baked good. However, times may come when the product is appearing a little blue. Please give it a day or two and the product is capable of fixing itself.

Thank you for choosing our product and please tell us if you have any question!