Emil Joshua Ortiz

Muntinlupa City

One of the most accurate pissers ever; not even a single drop on throne since '93. Naturally blessed, very busy and important. A model slash an actor in the making.

I am a perfectly sculpted creature. Like a painter's masterpiece, my eyes outshine the ordinary. I am a man with a dream. A very simple dream mostly involving Hummer and J's, but a dream nonetheless. I can't cook. Not even a little bit. I can boil water, preheat the oven, anything else and I am playing with fire. I am Iron Man and Spider-Man, combined. Yes, I am a superhero; at least in my girl's mind. My brain is an artist, it is always coming up with new sums to work out.

  • Work
    • Intern at Red Rocket Marketing Communications
  • Education
    • De La Salle University Dasmarinas