Emily Autumn Green

Emily Autumn Green is an unabated misfit, a consummate failure, and an all-‘round human dumpster fire.

She's also a story-passionate writer and an administrative professional.

Emme has a knack for writing, loves to laugh, and gets wildly upset about the injustice that befalls the poor, addicted, homeless, ill, elderly, imprisoned, vulnerable, abused, and/or exploited. She feels for people in pain, identifying as one herself.

Twice homeless and hospitalized five times as an adult (not to mention at least a dozen other ER visits, and all among the years of 2009-2016), Emily knows a thing about being chronically ill, having a mental illness, falling through the cracks, being in pain, and misfittery in general.

Among her ailments are sub-clinical Addison’s disease and a raging case of DSPD.

A writer, administrative and executive assistant, Emme took courses in English and French at William Jewell College and Technical Theatre Production at the University of British Columbia. (Preferring debt to success, Emily delayed her education and has yet to complete her baccalaureate degree.) She was a front of house volunteer with Vancouver's Bard on the Beach for the 2007, 2008, and 2015 seasons.

Emily was born in Vancouver on January 4th, 1976, a fact that confounds those who insist she cannot be a day over twenty-four. She has lived primarily in Surrey, British Columbia, Kansas City, Missouri, and Vancouver, British Columbia. Her favourite place is Kathmandu, Nepal.

Emme is both Canadian and American, having had one parent of each. She can live or work legally in either country and has a passport and SSN/SIN for both.

Emily tries to be truthful, forthcoming, funny, and earnest. She understands that she is often pathetic but hopes that people will like her anyways.

She is worth getting to know.