Emmy Soames – Why Do People Tweet?!

For a full, unexpurgated 'Emmy Explanation' of this mystery, nay, phenomenon – plus The Big Bang Theory – plus The Unfathomable Mystery of Twitter's Algorithms which, I am sure, عَبْدَالله مُحَمَّد بِن مُوسَى اَلْخْوَارِزْمِي could have 'solved' in 847 AD – and, of course, plus The Common Cold AKA Man Flu – and plus, The Meaning of Life:

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Go forth and multiply Dear Reader – and, read on...

I think there are four categories of 1) People who tweet, and 2) The reason(s) why they do are:

To be continued...

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But, meanwhile, to save you 'umble Plebeians from a life of pure tedium, perusing websites ad nauseam – and, of course – tweeting [ ! ] – here, well not here – down THERE = ▼ enjoy some Classic British Comedy! ツ