Emory Pettis

I'm Emory Portis, a 35-year-old A & P who enjoys bowling, repressing minorities and swimming. I am generous and loveable, but can also be very rude and a bit unintelligent.

I'm a Dutch Hindu. Has a degree in food science.

Physically, I'm in pretty good shape. I am in average-height with olive skin, black hair and blue eyes.

I grew up in a working class neighbourhood. After my father died when I was young, I was raised by his mother

I am currently single. My most recent romance was with a senior programmer named Ida Maria Morgan, who was 6 years older than me. We broke up because torn apart by money issues.

My best friend is a kitchen assistant called Kenneth Sanchez. We have a very firey friendship. I also hang around with a kitchen assistant called Julia Fox. We enjoy spreading fake news on Facebook together. Read more at Webmdonline and Ted