Erica Turner

I'm Erica, I'm 30. I work with my hands. I make jewelry & paint mostly. I have 4 beautiful children. I curse a lot. My favorite color is purple. My bathroom and living room both are decorated in purple. I like chinese food, and mexican food. I'm now wondering what American food is. I'd do anything. I admit my own faults. I am not a proper lady, almost one of the guys but cuter and do all the right things the womanly way. I don't hold back, or push too hard. I will tell you if there's something in your teeth or if you need to put on deodorant, not because I want to pick on you, but because I want to make sure nobody does make fun of you. I will compliment you endlessly. I don't have the same sense of humor as most girls I know. I tend to think the more inappropriate it is, the better. I'm loyal to a fault unless you don't deserve me, but I'll let you know if I feel that way. I'll wait on you hand and foot unless you expect me to in a degrading sort of way, in that case, degrade yourself, bitch. I have the tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve. I could just sit and cuddle for hours, but sometimes I kinda just wanna do my own damn thing so leave me the hell alone. I have low self esteem and tend to put myself down. I'm aware that's unbecoming, so I am working on it. I like to make people laugh and often find myself in the middle of people doing just that. I'll help you with your tie. I'll always know where your shoes went off to, and can always recover your favorite shirt you thought you lost, but just didn't look in your drawer. I like to learn, teach me anything you want me to know, just never tell me I'm pleasing you wrong. Just tell me what else is good, because I am sensitive and I'd like to stay that way. I'll laugh if your fart makes a funny sound. I forgive almost anything, so people feel free to be themselves. I pick up on fibs easily, but if it'll embarrass you, I pretend with you. I cry when I watch Humane Society commercials. I'm not afraid to put my foot down when I need to, because I am not one to fuck with. However, I am pretty much able to just go with whatever anyone else wants to do, unless it's dumb- in bad way. I like cartoons, and nerdy glasses. I drink Dr. Pepper like it's water. I am strong willed, but will give in to those that deserve it.I'll ask what your favorite dinner is so if I don't know how to make it, I'll learn it and make it often. I make a great breakfast and a great dinner. Lunch is up in the air. Get a sammich. lol