(chapter 1 from the autobiagraphy , "I'm not from here".)

I am Prince eugene, of the planet Vod located within the Vdiloxus bridge( known by earthlings as the tadpole galaxy). I was transported here to perform my duty of setting the perfect example of how to live in peace and complete positivity, to be a beacon of hope in such a distraught planet. I was not conceived by sexual intercourse therefore i do not have a father on this planet. The woman I called mother was impregnated through Frequency Psychoactive Impulsion. At the time she was married but not sexually active. Confused about the pregnancy and fearful the husband would suspect infidelity the pregnancy was hidden from the family. Her other children never knew, even the birth was held in secrecy and i was given away to an aunt in Meridian,Mississippi the same week i was born.
The planet in which I originated is a literal paradise where violence, hate, and crime cannot exist. VODenians have the ability to read each others inner thoughts so even the slightest possibility of dishonesty or misconduct is immediately apparent and dealt with through means of banishment.
Around the age of seven I recieved a transmitted message through Intercryptic kinesis from the guardian who sent me here. I was told that I was developing traits of the earthlings and would be robbed of my merit and high regard back on VOD if I didnt get back to my mission. He told me that my intelligence was still beyond what any human could fathom but it was slowly deteriorating due to my adaption to the environment and that my independent thinkin was beginning to take over. by that he explained: "You are in a constant struggle with who u are, u are beginning to create your own mission, your surroundings and upbringing tell u that you are an average person and should do what average people do or your not accepted. In fact you were sent here to do the opposite and show people a different way of living though love and positivity." I asked why then would i not be sent here in my former body and not have to go through the process of being raised here from an infant? To that he answered, name one person who randomly appeared on earth as a grown man with no family? I acted as if it made perfect sense but I still thought that my point was valid. - to be continued.