Evan Cervantes

Young, kind, street-smart, and jack of all trades. I'm good at everything, and great at nothing (except basketball... I'm can't sink a shot to save my mother's life). Born and raised in the suburbs of Chicago, I immediately learned I wanted to explore. I'm a mover and a shaker, a comedian by nature, sensitive (thanks mom), and adventuress. I love my dog Meeks more than anything on this planet. He's a 7 year old Brindle Boxer, and if Meeks is not welcome, I will likely be absent. Forfitting the average mindset, I love to take the path least traveled, which usually ends with some sort of misfortune. However occasionally something beautiful and brand new will come to fruition, and it makes all the mishaps and misadventures worth conquering.

I'm the guy with 20 best friends of both sexes in 10 different states and 3 contries. I couldn't imaging having less than 10 'best-men' at my wedding. I have changed careers 3 times, plan on doing it again, and won't know what I want to be when I grow up until I hit the ripe age of about 60. I will never sacrifice a good experience, or some good love for money or a job... and I would hope you wouldn't either.

If you hang with me, you are a good person. If I hang with you, you going to be served up with some entertainment in your life, along with a good long talk and a smile that will last through the night.

I love to tell stories, and I love to hear a good story even more. Stand-up comedy is my closet fantasy, but I just don't have the balls to do it...

The right side of my upper-body is tattoo'd with what I like to call the 'Me-Tree'. It represents who I am, where I've been, and who I love. It is a work in progress, but sooner than later it will be the only definition I need to explain myself. It's art, not idiocracy. Idiocracy is having more friends on Facebook than you have in real life! Idiocracy is the inability to find your way to a location without the GPS on your phone because you don't even know which way is North. Idiocracy is allowing our children to play football, but not video games... THE FUTURE IS IN TECHNOLOGY PEOPLE, NOT SPORTS!!!!

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are."