Evany Thomas is a content strategist at Facebook. She is also the author of The Secret Language of Sleep: A Couple’s Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions (described as “hugely entertaining and smart” by O Magazine). Her work has been featured in print publications (including McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Fray, Horses for Juniors), on websites (Sundance Film Festival, Television Without Pity, The Morning News), and in anthologies (Welcome to Wisteria Lane, The Ex-Files). KUOW, Playboy Radio, and Michigan’s Mix106 Morning Madhouse have all featured Evany as a guest, and she has educated audiences far (Seattle’s Bumbershoot Festival, the NYC comedy reading series How to Kick People) and wide (San Francisco’s NoisePop Festival, McSweeney’s The World Explained show) about the true meaning of a person’s chosen sleeping position. Evany enjoys log-shaped cakes, baby hippos, and public transportation.