Evelyn

I have been writing since I was old enough to pick up a pencil. It's something I seem to have to do - even when I don't want to, due to my extreme tendency toward procrastination, excuse-ism and worst of all, perfectionism. If I don't write, I become miserable and make everyone around me miserable, so I devised a plan to keep myself accountable and on-track: blogging, of course! Why not? Everyone else is doing it, and if people will actually pay to read drivel like "Fifty Shades of Grey," I don't see how I can possibly go wrong! (Does that sound judgmental?)

Random Evelyn Facts: I'm a vegan, and I have an extreme phobia of non-vegan, non-organic foods; however, I'm only sometimes holier-than-thou - most of the carnivores I know find me relatively easy to dine with. I've been told (repeatedly) that I need to work on my "poker face," as I apparently do not possess one, and that I overuse parentheses. I live with a judgmental, opinionated cat named Richard, and I successfully neglected one full day's-worth of dirty dishes and ate nine blueberry pancakes (vegan, of course) during the completion of this bio.