Every Girl's Gay

Every woman longs for one thing. A man she can trust. But lets face it girls, the only guy you can trust is the one who doesn't want to be with you. This is you "Gay Friend." Or as my girls call me there "Gay Husband." Having your very own gay is great. Look at it this way, when you walk into a club and 30 guys walk up to you, why do you think all but the gay ones are there? Your Vag! They wanna date.. well... they want "something" from you. Therefore, they put on the act. They play the game. We gays don't do this. If I'm taking to you, it's because you have some other quality I admire and want to know you better. When you want advice on things, I'm going to tell you what I really think. Why? Because I have nothing to lose if you don't like what I've said. Think about it, I have no reason to kiss your ass.