Nick Evans

Nothing like a profile you need to get right up close and personal to. How close are you to the screen now? Don't you prefer reading things in highlight white on blue? Clashes with your aesthetic?

"One day I will be immortalised in plastic and given away with irrelevant freebies. Until that glorious day, I'll be happy reading, sleeping, reading, snoozing and swimming afterwards; just enough flack to stop reality leaking in."

Oh and I love making things up and down. Not necessarily to any effect, just because I like not knowing quite how a life sentence will end up. Here are the guards against intellect and reason.