Fadi Serhal

So, i got into this really cute woman, she's young and umm she has a daughter who's young as well, like in her 20's, so i married the woman and for the irony, my dad liked the daughter and married her. So Technically i became my dad's father in law since im technically his wife's step dad and he became my son in law since he married my step daughter and she became my step mom since she married my dad!!!. Now my wife got pregnant and we had a child, so this child who's the brother of my wife's daughter has a granpa which is my dad (since technically he is my dad) and has also became the brother in law of my dad (since he and my dad's wife "the daughter" are step brothers), ummm later on my wife's daughter whose the wife of my dad got birth to a child (a boy) so he became my uncle since he technically became my dad's brother. Now get me 1 Single civil advocate who just get us 1 Freaking Family registrar! no one, can solve this story!