Tired of Managing Your Fantasy Football Team?

Maybe you hate football but your office colleagues sucked you into it. Or you like football but managing your fantasy team is a hassle. Or racing to the waiver wire to pick up next week's sleeper makes you feel like a hamster on a wheel. Or you're just lazy. That's fine too.

We're here to help. Let our fantasy jocks (@JohnnyStartup + @valacrutch) manage your team for you. We charge $20 total for the rest of the season, including playoffs. We don't promise a Super Bowl victory, but you will be very competitive.

To signup, shoot me an email at JohnMValentine@gmail.com.