Jake Thompson

OK, so you're probably going, "Is this like a xanga account or what?"

<I'm the andalite-in-chief of the "quibbler of blogs.">

I'm a high concept writer / wardrobe stylist that got my start on 'Ugly Betty,'' and am now the brains, brawn, and beauty behind popular lifestyle #FASHIONASTY. I cyber quill #thetruth aka digital veritaserum for your minds, bodies, and souls. My clothing style is best described as "Career Witch." Think Willow Rosenberg meets Fran Fine. I'm a Ravenclaw that larps as a Hufflepuff-Slytherin hybrid, a Daria Morgendorffer inside a Quinn exterior, and speak the language of FASH-SION smoother than Harry's mouth is to Snape's parsel-tongue #slashfic. You'll need a pokeball to catch all my references and even Romy & Michele have to borrow cliffnotes from Cher Horowitz to fully keep up. But if you're up to the challenge, I'm always here for you, pulling you further into my 90's black hole. Thanks for stopping by, and remember: I know my calculus. It's you plus me equals URL.