Finnish Author Toinen

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Genius? Scholar? Honorary Vicar, or Madman. AMother. (2) Children, their births stem (9) years from one another. AGrandmother. Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker. A Seven in One Stroke. FINNISH.9th born of (10) children. An English O level, often ignored. Born Thursday,November 27, 1969. A Thanksgiving Day to be exact. Aboard a family owned, LierJet. Somewhere between Trollhättan and Geneva. Speaker of (9) languages. Neverspeaking a word, nor setting foot upon (US) shores before the age of (9). Whymay you never speak, asked her Mother on her 9th Birthday. Her answer? Human Beings are complete, utter Idiots. She wereImmediately spanked and sent off. ''I Professed to know very little, knowingnearly all before such an age'', she now says, interrupting (us). Me, asalways. Her accent, HIDDEN. ''I wish to speak as an American'', she says. Withthe year rounding to 1980 who would listen to a NOT to (8) year old, or anychild. Gibberish, they would have said. Now off to your room. If I speak, youshall learn something from it or I keep well buttoned. Upon conversation withme, speak properly, be kind. Teach me