Isaac Emery

Isaac does the following: uses bad puns, overthinks, tries to push his limits and at the last second realizes he's made a huge mistake, bites off more than he can chew but then chews the HECK OUT OF IT ANYWAY, says ridiculously overconfident things about himself which would be funny if you knew how low his self confidence really was but it probably just comes across as arrogant, makes boring situations awesome, respects women, fully utilizes "quotation marks"(and parentheses), wears mostly clothes donated to goodwill in the 90's, goes hard.

Isaac Does not do the following: follow all the rules of grammar (or just rules in general), make a reasonable amount of money, "care" about "things", think he's original, mornings, like cats, wish he were any different, take himself too seriously.