Robin Flores

I am the equivalent of a neurotic chihuahua: over caffeinated, easily excited, emotionally charged, but damn do I make for a fun, loyal friend.

When I am not busy being a nutty lap dog, I am a single, thirty something professional in the DFW area. My life is work, my large family, and very diverse circle of friends. In one word, my life is: strange, but it is entertaining, hilarious, and at times awkward. I haven't any complaints, unless you cut me off in rush hour traffic, because guess what? You just opened up the flood gates and you are about to get a mouthful. Some call this road rage, I call this ripping you a new three bedroom, two bath doublewide a$$hole that you had coming. Other than that, I am as a happy as my two spoiled chihuahuas who are looking at me strangely right now, like "Who do you think you are? And why haven't you told me I am pretty today?" Just peachy.