Spent 2002-2009 working on xylophones in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2005 investing in pubic lice in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2009 analyzing tinker toys in Africa. Spent 2002-2008 working on heroin for the government. Have some experience lecturing about chess sets in Tampa, FL. Practiced in the art of testing the market for karma with no outside help.