Scott Thompson

I lived for years on the serengeti plain in Africa, where I trained to be the shaman of a local tribe. I not only performed religious rituals but also composed obscure sounding electronic music, which was to be played underneath poetry that was equally obscure and written about the mating rituals of kodiak bears. After years of a quasi-apathetic existence, I realized that my life was meaningless without the confirmation of an internet friend finding service. So I invented facebook and returned to civilization a hero. The rest, as they say, is history.