I am a veteran service industry gal and writer turned Stay-at-home-Momma, thanks to global pandemics and things. I currently reside on a beach somewhere in Flori-duh, despite my hatred of both the sand and the sun! My interests include (but are not limited to) uninterrupted sleep, alone time, peeing solo, and eating food that I didn't prepare. Known to have OCD, ADD, & WTF, you can almost always find me talking to people that aren't there, spouting various profanities, and/or begging strangers for lobotomies via icepick.

If you are TRULY one of the cool kids and need to read what I write immediately, click on that decorative button up there or head to my (ANTI) MomBlog!

If literacy is a deal-breaker but you still wanna get ahold of me, I suggest clicking one of the myriads of social media icons down there & hoping for the best! Also, STALK MUCH?