I was born a poor Central American child adopted into a middle class family in the richest country on the planet (at the time). Since then I've realized that unfortunately simply existing although it works for Paris Hilton was not to be my lot in life. So I am currently looking for a job, cursing the price of gas and wishing my next door neighbor would very unfortunately be crushed by a Smart car. Life is interesting, 3 years ago not a care in the world, but a drug addicted "roommate" that basically kicked me out the door after rehab and we haven't spoken since. Today not a care that doesn't give me asystole. (No mom that is not a bad word). Lately all I seem to do is spend my time on the computer. In fact I seriously doubt I could speak to a human being if one approached me on the street. Not to mention that if a human being approached me on the street I would be forced to blow him away with my glock at 50 paces due to my fear of strangers. But I digress. I'm actually just taking a break from job hunting. Yes, Virginia job hunting now consists of spending the entire day on the sofa looking up every free job board and being poked and prodded by every person who calls themselves a "life coach". I do actually have an interview tomorrow. Keep your fingers crossed America. I'm sure Obama's next 4 years depends on this interview. I'm certain by the time I actually find a job I like my pants will actually have to be the shape of a sofa cushion for me to fit into them. Well, I'm off to an intensive evening of Million Dollar Listing. I'm sure this will be the night there's a throw down between the newly "out" 25 year old Beverly Hills Realtor who was born with a diamond encrusted 18 karat gold spoon in his mouth with the intensely energetic overly dressed Josh. The Beverly Hills Realtor from Boston who actually answers a call from his mom on a first date-not a good sign girlfriend. He has taken the place of the 25 year old Beverly Hills Realtor that looks like a Monkey (the band not the chimpanzee) who seems to have fallen off the face of Beverly Hills Real Estate. That Justin Beiber do was a little too Hollywood for a 25 year old who seemingly had every type of OCD you could name and a few you couldn't. If anyone ever reads this and the chances of that are so so slim they make Victoria Beckham look fat. Drop me a line. TTFN. Frances