Hello. My name's Parker, but I bet you already knew that. I'm busy as fuuuuuuck. Hockey, soccer, lacrosse, tennis, saxophone, drama, chorus, student council, njhs, aaaah. You absolutely need to understand that witty > homework . Yes, I aaaam a guy. Get over it. I go through shit like you every day. & Don't complain about all the dicks in your life, 'cuz I prolly hate douche bag guys just as much as you do.